1:23:04
Summer is gonna be the first woman
president of the United States.
1:23:08
She could run this year.
I would vote for her.
1:23:11
Look, they're just really cool kids.
If they were mine, I would be so proud.
1:23:16
And I am proud,
just to even know them. And...
1:23:21
Sir, can I see you in the hall
for a moment ?
1:23:24
Let me just say
a couple more things.
1:23:26
- What's going on ?
- What's happening ?
1:23:29
Apparently, that man
is not Ned Schneebly.
1:23:32
- What ?
- What ?
1:23:35
- This man is Ned Schneebly.
- He's not even a teacher.
1:23:38
- You called the cops ?
- She did. She got it out of me. Sorry.
1:23:42
- You're apologizing to him ?
- Sorry.
1:23:47
Ned.
1:23:50
Ned, is this true ?
1:23:54
Who are you ?
1:23:57
My name is Dewey Finn.
1:23:59
And, no, I'm not a licensed teacher,
but I have been touched by your kids.
1:24:05
And I'm pretty sure I've touched them.
1:24:15
- What ?
- Oh, my God.
1:24:32
- I have nothing to say to you.
- Me either.
1:24:37
OK. I'm going to bed.
1:24:40
It's one thing to throw
your life away,
1:24:42
but to put Ned in jeopardy
is selfish.
1:24:45
You told me to be like Ned
and get a job.
1:24:47
I told you to be like Ned,
I didn't tell you to be Ned.
1:24:51
- You're not gonna apologize ?
- You apologize for calling the cops.
1:24:55
I didn't murder anybody.
I wanted to play a great show.
1:24:58
- I was this close.
- Shut up ! Shut up ! Shut up !