Under the Tuscan Sun
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:10:01
How can you say no to Tuscany?
:10:04
No.
Like that.

:10:06
That's your depression speaking.
:10:08
It doesn't speak Italian.
It speaks high-school French.

:10:11
Besides,
I'm not depressed anymore.

:10:13
Then what are you still doing
living with those losers?

:10:16
- Those are my people.
- That's not a place you live.

:10:19
Guys, come on.
:10:22
Thank you so much.
:10:24
But there is no way I can go
on a romantic tour of Tuscany.

:10:28
- I'm not ready to meet anyone.
- You won't.

:10:30
- We can assure you.
- Oh?

:10:34
It's a gay tour
of romantic Tuscany.

:10:37
So it would be
very relaxing for you.

:10:39
You know, mostly couples.
:10:41
No one would be there
to hit on you.

:10:44
And you could concentrate and
listen to your own inner voice.

:10:48
My inner voice?
:10:50
My inner voice
that would be saying,

:10:53
"What am I doing
on a gay tour of Tuscany?"

:10:55
Frances, it's Italy!
Italy.

:10:58
Plus, you could use it
as a time to start writing.

:11:02
Well, I'm busy. I have to
review all those books.

:11:06
Instead of working
on your own book.

:11:08
Wow.
:11:10
Are you being mean
or just hormonal?

:11:15
Okay. Don't kill each other
until I get back.

:11:22
Can we please just talk
about the baby?

:11:25
I think you're in danger.
:11:27
Of?
:11:28
Of never recovering.
:11:31
You know when you come across
one of those empty-shell people?

:11:36
And you think,
"What the hell happened to you?"

:11:39
Well, there came a time
in each one of those lives

:11:43
where they were at a crossroads.
:11:45
Crossroads.
God, that is so "Oprah."

:11:47
Someplace where they had to
decide to turn left or right.

:11:51
This is no time to be
a chickenshit, Frances.

:11:54
I'm not being a chickenshit.
:11:56
I'm not.
:11:57
Okay, promise me
you'll think about it.


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