Uptown Girls
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:27:03
Kid, have you ever been
to a shrink?

:27:05
Since I was three.
:27:08
What?
:27:09
Good afternoon, Miss Ray.
Dinner is ready.

:27:14
There's just nothing
like good help.

:27:26
You missed a spot.
:27:29
Isn't doing the dishes what the maid
is supposed to be for?

:27:32
She doesn't know how to dry
without leaving spots.

:27:35
You don't know how to dry
without destroying the environment.

:27:37
For every roll
of paper towels you waste,

:27:39
a tree in the rain forest dies.
:27:41
I'm gonna die of botulism
:27:43
from the germs on that gunky
towel, you tree-Ioving hippie.

:27:45
At least I don't prefer tofu
to normal hamburgers.

:27:50
I'm not the one who's gonna get
mad cow disease and go nuts,

:27:53
though you don't seem to have
a brain to fry in the first place.

:27:56
Maybe not, but at least I'm not
holding the germ-infested towel.

:28:03
Give me that plate.
:28:04
No, sorry.
You might infect it.

:28:07
Why don't you get your plastic
baggie and dig up some penicillin?

:28:10
- No!
- Come on.

:28:11
- Give me the plate!
- You want it?

:28:14
How bad do you want it?
:28:19
Get a broom.
:28:20
You get a frickin' broom.
:28:24
When you work for me,
you leave when I say you can leave.

:28:27
For your information,
I do not work for you.

:28:30
I am employed by your mother.
:28:32
Yeah?
Take a look around.

:28:34
Do you see her anywhere?
:28:36
News flash... you're not gonna
:28:40
unless you make an appointment
with her assistant

:28:42
or hang around her bedroom door
at 3:00 in the morning.

:28:45
In the meantime,
you're workin' for me.

:28:50
Is that so?
:28:53
News flash, Mussolini...
:28:59
I quit!

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