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If you told me a month ago
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I'd be running my pop's bodega,
I'd say you were smoking crack.
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If you had told me
when we were in high school
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that I'd be the super
of our building...
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I'd told you that you were having some
kind of psychotic episode.
:37:40
That shit is not even funny, man.
:37:44
And you know
what the thing of it is?
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- What?
- I'm a pretty good super.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
but it ain't that hard, man.
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It can be hard,
you dumb fuck!
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You've got to have all sorts
of different management skills,
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you've got to know how to deal
with all sorts of different people,
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you got to know your accounting,
and I recycle.
:38:05
Don't forget:
"Always recycle."
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"Blue goes with cans.
Green goes with paper."
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Don't mix it with the fucking plastic.
Don't forget.
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- Oh, shit!
- My ball!
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- Carlos: Come here.
- Oh, thank you.
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Carlos:
Oh, you stupid fucker!
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On weekends,
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me and Daisy got this thing,
where she calls me--
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to fix stuff in her apartment,
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and I go up,
and we have sex.
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I mean, if her mother's
not home, you know?
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- But, who else gets paid to fuck?
- Ho's.