:23:01
I'm sorry, I can't, because I just got
a $ 150 manicure. Silver palm trees.
:23:08
Keep it up, Fiona, and I'm gonna find
a place to put my $6 pedicure.
:23:12
Where are your skates?
That's part of the uniform.
:23:15
Fiona, if I wanted to look like a clown,
I'd join the circus.
:23:19
If you were part of my circus...
:23:20
...I'd have you clean elephant butts
with a Wet One.
:23:24
- I don't think you realize that I could...
- Fire me? Oh, please, go right ahead.
:23:28
And let's see how many customers
you have left when you do.
:23:33
I am a very appealing person.
:23:40
Yeah, in your head.
:23:46
- "I'm a very appealing person."
- "I'm a very appealing person."
:23:49
That woman can make a nun swear.
:23:51
I'm graduating a year early so I can
be 3000 miles away in Princeton.
:23:55
You could go to the University of Mars
and it still wouldn't be far enough.
:24:01
Honey, I'm desperate.
:24:03
- Can you cover that back booth?
BO Y: We're waiting.
:24:05
SHELBY: I can't eat anything here.
- But...
:24:12
I have the feeling I won't be able
to get a Zone meal here.
:24:15
- I already ate.
- Laxatives don't qualify as a food group.
:24:19
- Surprised you didn't know that.
SHELBY: Stop it.
:24:22
Well, if it isn't diner girl.
:24:25
[LAUGHING]
:24:26
- What can I get you guys?
- What can I get here that has no sugar...
:24:29
...no carbs and is fat-free?
- Water.
:24:32
DAVID: Water? Feisty.
- Was that supposed to be a joke?
:24:36
It was funny.
:24:37
- I'll have a Voss.
- Excuse me?
:24:40
- It's water. From Norway.
SHELBY: She's the worst.
:24:43
Sorry, we only have water
from the Valley.
:24:46
Oh, well, then I'll have an iced tea.
:24:49
Make that two.
And I'm still waiting...
:24:51
...on that breakfast burrito, diner girl.
- See you.
:24:54
DAVID: Thank you.
- She is so not getting a tip.
:24:57
Shelby, we really need to talk.
Privately.