:55:01
If she thinks she's still cheating off me,
she's crazy.
:55:05
AUSTIN: I don 't know about this.
RYAN: Come on.
:55:07
- Just trust us.
- We asked every girl...
:55:10
...if they were with you at the dance.
These said yes.
:55:13
- Oh, no. No, no, no.
- Austin! Introduce me on the cell phone.
:55:18
- Guys, come on.
- Sit down here.
:55:20
[GAME SHOW TUNE PLAYING]
:55:22
Okay! Austin Ames!
:55:24
Let's bring out bachelorette number one!
:55:28
She's a transfer from Woodland Hills,
enjoys collecting puka shells...
:55:32
...Iong walks on the beach
and getting tubed.
:55:34
Pleased to meet you, Missy!
:55:37
- What's up, Austin?
- Thanks for coming, Missy.
:55:40
- See you, dude.
- You're dead.
:55:43
Okay, okay, let's bring out
bachelorette number two!
:55:48
This little filly's into barbells...
:55:50
...World War II and protein shakes.
Here's Helga.
:55:56
Thank you.
:55:58
You are so dead.
:56:00
- Okay, okay, next up is...
- Enough, enough. Guys, come on.
:56:07
Look, you're beautiful, okay?
But I'm not your prince.
:56:12
You'll meet him someday,
but it's not me.
:56:14
BACHELORETTE:
Thanks, Austin.
:56:16
- Oh-oh. Late entry.
- David, you stop it right now.
:56:19
You're a bad boy,
and that is a terrible shirt.
:56:23
Everybody, back to your class.
:56:26
Hi, Ryan.
:56:28
GIRL:
That's not fair!
:56:34
Don't want that, don't want that,
don't want that, don't want that.
:56:41
FIONA:
Oh...
:56:52
Accepted? Oh, this won't do.
:56:58
- Hey. Anything in the mail for me?
- Oh, actually...