A Dirty Shame
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Free country,
Big Ethel.

:16:04
Yeah well, we got laws
to protect decency.

:16:07
And it would
be nice

:16:09
if somebody enforced them.
19, 20.

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Well, as my mother
used to say--

:16:14
'''Each to their own,' said the old lady
as she kissed the cow.''

:16:27
Perverts are taking over
this neighborhood.

:16:32
Ugh! Mr. Mailman,
as of next week,

:16:35
we're not carrying
the girlie magazines no more.

:16:37
That's a shame.
:16:39
Makes me sick to see government
employees looking at that filth, Marge.

:16:43
And on taxpayers' time yet.
That's why the mail's late.

:16:46
Yeah, and the post office has the nerve
to raise the price of a stamp.

:16:49
While mailmen are
beating off everywhere.

:16:52
l found a used condom
in my back yard.

:16:57
You think that's bad?
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Somebody wrote
the word ''boner''

:17:01
on our parking lot wall
last night.

:17:03
We've got to do something,
Marge.

:17:09
People have got to know
how bad things are getting.

:17:11
No wonder l've got
to take heart pills.

:17:13
l read in the paper
the other day

:17:15
that the average married couple has sex
over 100 times a year.

:17:18
That's a lie.
People would be raw if that was true.

:17:22
l'll be at your meeting all right,
with bells on.

:17:26
You have, uh, AAA batteries?
:17:28
l certainly do.
:17:33
You sure these
are the right ones?

:17:36
You want me
to take them out?

:17:39
No, no, l guess l'll buy them.
:17:42
Well, get down there,
mutha, and start scarfing.

:17:45
What the hell?
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l mean, Jesus...
for Christ's sake! l'm moving to Towson.

:17:51
Harford Road--
where life is cheap.

:17:54
- Only you can prevent fornication.
- Yeah, yeah.

:17:57
You see, Marge?
People in the neighborhood have had it.


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