A Dirty Shame
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l used to be known
as Ursula Udders,

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but let me tell you,
Ursula Udders is utterly over.

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l'm on Prozac now
and l am a new woman.

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Oh.
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Halt, hungry, angry...
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Ever jerk off when one
of your hands is asleep?

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No. Look, please,
l'm a Neuter.

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You should try it.
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lt feels like
somebody else is doing it.

:58:33
l defied nature
and now l must pay the price.

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- Ever take a ''rufie''?
- No!

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Me neither.
l'm afraid l'd stay home

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and date rape myself
all night long.

:58:43
...that l will get
a breast reduction operation.

:58:48
Yes. l will.
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- l promise.
- Yes! Yes!

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And l will never
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be nude again!
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Thank you.
Thank you.

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l got my girls.
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Er... er...
my name is Sylvia,

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And l too
am a sex addict.

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But l'm not dirty
anymore.

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Grrr-rr...
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That's right, Sylvia. You know how long
your poor dead father had to wait?

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lt was a long hard road
to this vagina.

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We must warn others
in the concussion community,

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that a head injury
is not an excuse for debauchery.

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That's right, sister!
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But your vagina
belongs to eternity, Sylvia Stickles.

:59:49
be gone,
Beelzebub.

:59:51
Let my mother's
pussy be!

:59:54
l'm not your
filthy apostle.

:59:56
No, sir, no!
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l'm not
number anything.


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