1:09:00
Oh, Vaughn,
get this creep out of here.
1:09:02
Right now,
l want you out of here.
1:09:07
- Ugh!
- On top of spaghetti
1:09:11
All covered
with cheese...
1:09:14
Use a napkin,
you freak.
1:09:17
...l lost my poor
meatball...
1:09:19
When somebody sneezed...
1:09:21
- Oh yeah.
- When somebody sneezed.
1:09:28
They're everywhere.
They're in the bushes.
1:09:31
Dad, somebody's
licking our tires.
1:09:34
- Honey, don't look.
- Hey, pervert!
1:09:36
Leave our family alone.
1:09:38
- Oof!
- Come on, let's just get out of here.
1:09:42
Oh-ho-ho. Oh.
1:09:43
Ooh, ever hear
of helicoptering?
1:09:46
Whipping someone's face
with your erect penis?
1:09:48
- Whap, whap, whap!
- Old hat.
1:09:50
- Shrimping?
- Everybody licks toes.
1:09:52
Tromboning-- jacking off
when you're taking a crap?
1:09:55
l did that during
the Reagan Administration.
1:09:58
Try some vitamins.
1:10:04
l need to satisfy someone.
1:10:08
Oh, yeah.
1:10:14
Tell me a story
1:10:17
Tell me
a story
1:10:19
Tell me a story,
remember what you said
1:10:22
You promised me,
you said you would
1:10:24
You've got to give in
so l'll be good
1:10:26
Tell me a story...
1:10:28
yes, Mommy's
drying dishes
1:10:30
so that pretty little baby
will have clean plate-plates
1:10:33
when we move
to our new house.
1:10:35
...Go home without
my raise in pay
1:10:38
- Home by the fire where a man can-
- Mama! Mama!
1:10:41
Sleep out there
by the chair
1:10:44
Not a worry,
not a care...
1:10:57
Come on, you're the cunnilingus
concussion king.