:34:02
I felt it more appropriate
to my surroundings.
:34:04
- Oh.
- Please.
:34:10
I imagine you're wondering
why you're here.
:34:12
Well...
:34:14
Forgive Jean-Paul's tactics, Mr. Burdett,
:34:16
but to put it bluntly, the impoverished
people of this island need your help.
:34:21
Hmm.
:34:23
Five years ago, I was
a successful businessman in Detroit.
:34:26
While vacationing on this island,
:34:28
I was sitting on the beach
drinking a...
:34:30
Citron martini.
:34:35
I don't recall what I was drinking...
it's not important.
:34:37
But I experienced a revelation...
:34:38
that I had been brought to this island to
provide the commensurate social services
:34:43
that were sadly lacking
for the poorer elements of society here.
:34:46
And you want me to buy a table
at your next fundraiser.
:34:50
No, Mr. Burdett.
:34:52
But I am offering you the opportunity
:34:54
to participate in the vital growth
of my infrastructure.
:34:57
Uh-huh. How's that?
:34:59
I want you to steal me that diamond.
:35:03
I'm not a criminal.
:35:05
Right. Neither am I.
:35:07
Good.
Then we understand each other.
:35:09
- Yes.
- Yeah.
:35:10
Let me show you around, Mr. Burdett.
:35:16
Do you think it fair
that the indigenous of this island
:35:19
are not allowed to enter the casinos
unless they work there?
:35:23
Why is it that only the rich should enjoy
:35:25
pharmaceutically-assisted moments
of personal introspection?
:35:30
The safety and security found
in owning your own machine gun.
:35:34
The pleasures derived
:35:36
from financially-procured
female companionship.
:35:42
The underprivileged should not be
denied these essential diversions.
:35:46
I mean, look around you, Mr. Burdett.
:35:48
No one is turned away.
:35:50
All I do, I do for the people.
:35:53
And why do you need
the diamond for that?
:35:55
I have an urgent need to expand
my humanitarian program.
:35:59
A cash injection
in the tens of millions of dollars