:06:01
A couple hours.
Maybe two, three...
:06:07
Thank you, everybody,
and welcome to Kamp Woody.
:06:10
Now, I am the
Commander-in-chief here...
:06:13
I mean, head counselor.
:06:16
My name is Victor Diaz.
:06:18
Captain Squishy!
Captain Squishy!
:06:23
A.K.A. Captain Squishy,
Captain Squishy.
:06:26
That's funny.
:06:27
That's cute.
:06:29
Parents, you should know...
:06:30
that your kids are
having a great summer here.
:06:32
In the very first week
of debriefing...
:06:35
I mean, getting to know,
getting to know...
:06:38
getting to know each other.
:06:42
Right through
to learning about America...
:06:46
and her so-called friends...
:06:48
who smile at your face while
stabbing you in the back.
:06:53
I just wanted him to
learn how to swim.
:06:55
And canoeing.
:06:56
We do a lot of canoeing here.
:06:58
Now, I'm pretty sure
that you're anxious...
:07:01
to get on the road, so why
don't we follow camp protocol...
:07:05
and end Parents' Day
by singing the camp song?
:07:11
One, two, three.
:07:13
Oh, lovely Kamp Woody
:07:16
With your trees full of bark
:07:18
Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
:07:20
That's nice.
:07:21
Oh, pretty Kamp Woody
:07:22
It's our country park
:07:24
Our country park
:07:26
We love you, Kamp Woody
:07:29
We're not what we seem
:07:32
We're all undercover
:07:35
And, oh, what a team
:07:37
Kamp Woody!
:07:40
Oh, we miss you, pumpkin.
:07:43
Do you miss us?
:07:45
Of course, I miss you guys.
:07:46
So, drive carefully.
:07:53
What's this?
:07:55
Just, you know, nail clippers.
:07:56
Oh, honey.
:07:58
I don't feel right about
you having a weapon.