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Im a blessed man
having you in my life.
:04:06
Thank you.
:04:08
Keys are in the usual spot.
:04:16
Now, back home, you're always
hearing tales about some bloke
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migrating to the States and winding
up with buckets of money.
:04:22
So not long ago, l packed up
my bucket and headed west.
:04:26
Now, l must admit,
l had a second motive.
:04:30
Id always been told that the most
beautiful women in the world...
:04:35
...resided in Manhattan.
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And when it comes to shagging birds,
it's all about one thing:
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Location, location, location.
:04:46
God, l love this city.
All right, girls.
:04:49
Just look around. l mean,
every one of them, unique, special,
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like snowflakes.
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And with such a plethora--
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Calendar word meaning "abundance,"
of gorgeousness and diversity,
:05:04
well, how could a man ever choose
to settle down with just one?
:05:09
l myself subscribe more
to the European philosophy of life.
:05:13
My priorities leaning towards
wine, women--
:05:16
Well, actually, that's about it.
:05:19
Wine and women.
:05:22
Although, women and women
is always a fun option.
:05:30
So...
:05:32
...to live life to the fullest,
:05:35
l require only enough
to cover my modest expenses.
:05:40
Ive no desire to be the richest stiff
in the cemetery.
:05:53
l think this might just be my
favourite position.
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l know it was President Kennedy's.