:06:00
He was such a great leader.
:06:02
Of course, JFK used the old
bad-back excuse,
:06:05
but if you ask me, he knew
it gave you maximum pleasure
:06:08
with minimum exertion.
:06:10
What is it about the back of a limo?
:06:17
Obligatory cuddling.
:06:19
Thousand one,
:06:21
thousand two...
:06:24
Cripes. Hey, Ive gotta get cracking.
Ive got a 10:00 pickup.
:06:28
You better hurry up.
You don't want to keep her waiting.
:06:38
Quite the number, isn't she?
:06:42
Yet, she tells me her old man
hasn't shagged her in six months.
:06:47
Six months. l mean, thank God
there are gentlemen like me around
:06:51
to pick up the slack.
:06:54
Just look at her.
Legs like a racehorse.
:06:57
Perfect yoga bum. l give her
my highest grade:
:07:02
A- minus.
:07:13
Where did we tell the old man
we were going tonight?
:07:16
- A movie.
- Treasure, please, no, no, no.
:07:18
Stop messing about.
You'll ruin my presets.
:07:21
- Sorry.
- What movie?
:07:24
l don't know. What's the difference?
:07:27
The difference is, the more detail
you give, the less interested he'll be.
:07:32
It wouldn't matter what l said.
:07:34
It would never occur to Phil
that another man
:07:36
- would ever look twice at me.
- Dor, darling,
:07:38
you fishing for a compliment?
:07:39
No.
:07:41
You should know by now they only
come from me when least expected.
:07:46
Now, come and have a mint so Phil
doesn't smell the Alfie on your breath.
:07:50
l don't care if he does.
:07:53
There's one thing that puts me
off marriage: lt's married women.
:07:57
Dorie doesn't know it yet,