Alfie
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:09:07
What can l say?
Happy as a pup with two tails.

:09:12
And l think I’ve done old Phil
a bit of a favour too.

:09:16
Of course, he'd be the last to see it.
:09:20
Never expect any thanks in this life.
:09:24
You know what l mean?
So Tuesday...

:09:30
...10:03 p.m.
:09:32
Do l drag myself home
to a cold flat, empty fridge,

:09:37
or nip across town for a hot bath,
warm body, breakfast in bed?

:09:47
Decisions, decisions...
:09:57
Yeah, l think I’ll pay a visit
to my semi-regular,

:10:01
quasi, sort of girlfriend.
:10:05
My sweet Julie.
:10:13
Let me guess.
Unexpected last-minute fare.

:10:15
Yeah. She had me going
up and down for hours.

:10:19
That supposed to be funny?
Because it is so very--

:10:23
Not.
:10:25
Hey!
:10:28
I’m not kidding, Alfie!
:10:30
I’m not kidding. l hate you sometimes.
:10:32
You have a very ostentatious way
of showing it.

:10:34
Yeah, l sure do.
:10:38
No, darling. Can we hit pause?
l just need a second to unwind.

:10:43
Oh, l nicked half a bottle
of Stoli from the limo.

:10:46
How do you want yours,
on the rocks?

:10:48
l just want my usual, Alfie. Straight up.
:10:50
No, I’m so totally knackered.
I’ll make it up to you in the morning.

:10:54
Cross my heart.
:10:57
But tonight, all I’m good for
is a bite to eat, hot bath


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