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You know you're in trouble when
a sight like that can't keep you planted.
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When l was a boy
at St. Alban's Secondary School,
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the school took us
on this cultural trip
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to observe art at one of the--
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One of those big famous
London museums.
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Anyway, when l was there,
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l came across this statue
of a Greek goddess in marble.
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Aphrodi-- Aphrodite,
something like that.
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Beautiful, she was.
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Perfect female form.
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Chiselled features.
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Exquisite.
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l stood in awe of her.
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Finally, the teacher calls us
all over, and Im walking past it,
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and on the way l notice,
in the side of this Greek goddess,
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all these cracks,
chips, imperfections.
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Ruined her for me.
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Well, that's Nikki.
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A beautiful sculpture...
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...damaged...
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...in a way you don't notice
till you get too close.
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l lost the signal for a second there.
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But l don't know.
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lt's just a lot of personal stuff
going on.
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You know what l mean?
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- Oh, l know.
- Welcome, Mr Alfie.
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Good to see you, Elvis. Look, l hope
you don't mind me rambling on.
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- Enjoy your evening, sir.
- Thank you.
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As you can see, the lad's
moving up in the world.
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lt's just that Ive got
this friend who's,
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let's say, outstayed his welcome.