Along Came Polly
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:13:02
All right. Can you give me a minute, Stan?
l'm just gonna run to the men's room.

:13:06
l'll join you.
:13:09
l heard about your honeymoon.
:13:11
Just terrible.
:13:13
l knew that girl was a slut
the second l met her.

:13:17
Yeah, well, you know,
it's kind of complicated.

:13:19
Hey, don't make excuses.
She's a dime-store hooker,
and she always will be.

:13:23
Just put it behind you.
Speaking of which,

:13:26
you ever hear of a guy
named Leland Van Lew?

:13:29
Um, Leland Van Lew.
Yeah, yeah.

:13:32
Australian guy, right?
Um, was on the cover
of Forbes last year?

:13:35
Exactly.
[ Farts ]

:13:37
[ Urinating ]
Yeah, he started one of
those high-tech, modem-scrotum,

:13:40
God only knows what they do
companies anyway.

:13:41
Jesus Christ. They want to take
the company public,

:13:45
and if he wants to remain the C.E.O.
of a publicly held company,
guess what he needs.

:13:48
Life insurance.
Bingo was his name.

:13:50
All right, you want me
to check him out?
Yeah.

:13:53
There's just one catch.
[ Urinating Continues ]

:13:56
Yeah?
This Van Lew has
a reputation as a cowboy.

:13:58
Apparently, he's one of these
extreme sports nuts.

:14:01
[ Splashing ]
So it's a long shot,

:14:04
but if you can
pull this thing together,
[ Zips ]

:14:06
might be a lot of dough in it for us,
:14:08
maybe a little extra bonus for you,
help you with those house payments.

:14:11
All right. Well, let's make sure
he checks out first and--
You see?

:14:15
This is why you're the only one
l can trust with these jobs.

:14:20
l was worried that you'd
been through hell and back
with that whore wife of yours.

:14:24
You sure you don't need
some more time off?

:14:26
Mm-hmm. l'm good.
Absolutely sure?

:14:28
Yeah, no, l'm fine.
Yeah? All right?

:14:31
All right, good things.
:14:45
[ Car Door Closes ]
:14:49
[ Man On Megaphone ]
Excuse me.

:14:51
This is private property.
Oh, yeah. No, l know.

:14:54
l just bought this house.
l move in next month.

:14:58
Oh, sure. Mr. Phifer, right?
Feffer.


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