Along Came Polly
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1:04:03
Polly, would you let me explain this?
Uh-huh.

1:04:05
Lisa came back, and l, you know,
l've been trying to figure things out.

1:04:08
What are you figuring out, Reuben?
Just about us and our future.

1:04:12
Future?
What are you talking about?

1:04:14
What future?
Reuben, come on!

1:04:16
This is a fling, you know?
Come on. What, did you think
we were gonna get married?

1:04:20
Whoa! Maybe...
1:04:23
l was gonna ask you
to move in with me first.

1:04:25
Oh, my God.
You expect me to move
to the suburbs with you?

1:04:27
Reuben, are you insane?
Whoa! Why is that so crazy?

1:04:30
People do that all the time.
They have kids,
they-they-they make plans,

1:04:33
they get married,
they buy houses.
You know what, though?

1:04:35
That's you, Reuben.
You do that, right?
That's what you do.

1:04:38
l don't live my life that way.
ls your lack of a plan
that different than my plan?

1:04:41
l don't--
l don't have a plan.
Yes, you do!

1:04:43
You're on the non-plan plan.
l am not on a non-plan plan!

1:04:47
You are too!
l've never met anybody more afraid
of committing to anything.

1:04:51
l mean, you were a senior delegate
at the Model U.N., Polly.

1:04:54
What the hell happened to you?
Whoa!

1:04:56
[ Leland ]
Wahoo!

1:05:00
Come on, you mother!
You can do better than that!

1:05:03
l've been living my life, okay?
1:05:05
l've been in good relationships
and l've been in shitty ones,

1:05:08
and l've moved a lot,
and l've been happy
and l've been sad,

1:05:11
and l've been lonely,
and that's what l've been doing,

1:05:13
which is a lot more than l can say
for some freak who thinks...

1:05:16
he's gonna get the Ebola virus
from a bowl of mixed nuts.

1:05:19
Those nuts have pee on them!
lt's common sense!

1:05:21
Oh, trust me, that is
so far beyond common sense, Reuben.

1:05:25
[ Grunting ]
1:05:27
You don't understand
what l grew up with.

1:05:28
l had a mother
who made me afraid of everything.

1:05:30
Okay, well, big deal, Reuben.
My dad had a whole second family.

1:05:34
- What?
- Yeah, on Long lsland.

1:05:36
A wife and kids
and a golden retriever.

1:05:39
A second family?
1:05:42
Whatever. Hey, you know what?
1:05:44
l'm, uh, glad l saw that.
1:05:47
Polly--
l am.
'Cause you know what?

1:05:49
l'm gonna make this
really, uh, easy for you, Reuben.

1:05:52
l have, um--
l have no interest...

1:05:55
in getting married
and moving to the suburbs.

1:05:59
And, obviously, that's something
that's really important to you.


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