Along Came Polly
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1:10:03
[ lrving ]
lt's always the same story
with you, huh, pal?

1:10:08
You did this one movie
a hundred years ago.

1:10:11
From then on, you thought
you were better than everybody else.

1:10:14
Why don't you let go?
Move on with your life.

1:10:18
lt's not about
what happened in the past...

1:10:21
or what you think
might happen in the future.

1:10:23
lt's about the ride, for Christ's sake.
1:10:26
There's no point going through
all this crap...

1:10:28
if you're not gonna
enjoy the ride.

1:10:31
And you know what?
When you least expect it,

1:10:33
something great might come along--
1:10:35
something better
than you even planned for.

1:10:41
You were funny as hell
playing those bagpipes, though.

1:10:44
Did l ever tell you that?
1:10:46
l-l don't think l've ever heard you
speak before, Mr. Feffer.

1:10:56
So, Reuby, we're gonna grab a bite
after your work thingamajigy?

1:11:01
No, Lisa.
1:11:04
l shouldn't have asked you
to come down here.

1:11:06
l'm not getting back together with you.
1:11:09
What are you talking about?
W-Why?
Why?

1:11:15
You screwed a scuba diving instructor
on our honeymoon.

1:11:19
l mean, what kind
of cold, heartless bitch...

1:11:21
would do that to someone they love?
1:11:24
l'd have to be an idiot
to get back together with you after that.

1:11:29
Oh, and by the way,
l destroyed all your little throw pillows.

1:11:32
Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay?
1:11:34
They serve no purpose.
They're purely decorative.

1:11:41
Dude, that was incredible.
1:11:43
You're the one who told me
l should get back together with her.
Reuben.

1:11:47
Whatever you do,
don't ever take my advice again.

1:11:49
Your dad totally
put it in perspective for me.

1:11:51
l was barely famous back then,
and l'm never gonna be famous again.

1:11:56
What about your
E.! True Hollywood Story?

1:11:57
The E! Channel doesn't even know
we're making this show.


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