:17:01
# Cat's in the corner and he don't see me
:17:03
# On the Rock Island Line, it's a mighty fine road
:17:05
# Rock Island Line is the road to ride
:17:07
# Rock Island Line, it's a mighty fine road
:17:09
# And if you wanna ride it, gotta ride it...
:17:11
Didn't win me many fans.
:17:13
# On the Rock Island Line
:17:21
But it didn't finish me either.
:17:23
My record company was giving me
one last chance to make a hit.
:17:26
Bobby, it's all about the image.
:17:28
Are you starting again? It's my last session.
:17:31
- You look like shit.
- I know my hair is falling out!
:17:34
Next time you go on television, wear one.
:17:36
- That looks so goddamn fake.
- John Wayne wears one.
:17:39
Very authentic. Humphrey Bogart wears one.
:17:41
- Bogart has an album coming out, does he?
- Sinatra wears one.
:17:45
All right, Boom-Boom, you win.
:17:47
I'll go back to making the vinyl and the records,
:17:49
and the putting the wax in the thing
and making it go.
:17:51
Let's sing the song again, hello.
:17:53
Does this song make any sense to you?
:17:56
It takes place in a toilet. It shouldn't.
:17:58
Maybe he should be in the shower.
:18:00
- Guys don't take baths.
- I agree.
:18:02
I put the tow... Wait, wait.
I wrap the towel around me,
:18:05
and then I jump back in the bath.
:18:08
How comes he jumps back in the tub?
:18:10
- Doesn't he know these people?
- Where else should he go?
:18:13
- We gotta play with it.
- Play, but just keep it to an hour.
:18:15
That's all the time we got, Bobby.
:18:18
Hey, tell me something.
:18:20
Who's this guy, Yom Kippur,
they got booked on Friday?
:18:24
# Splish splash, I was taking a bath
:18:27
# Long about a Saturday night
:18:30
What are they screaming?
:18:33
#... thinking everything was all right
:18:36
# Well, I stepped out the tub,
I put my feet on the floor
:18:38
# I wrapped the towel around me...
:18:40
I finally topped the charts with a song
I wrote in 20 minutes.
:18:43
Now, listen carefully to the lyrics.
They're very profound.
:18:46
# Oh, there was a party going on
A splishin'and a splashin'
:18:50
# Reelin' with the feelin'
- Look at that!
:18:52
He said he'd do it, and he did it.
:18:57
Charlie, I'm trying to hear him sing!
:18:59
He's going to be the biggest
star in show business.