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In the movies, Dracula wears a cape,
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and some old English guy
always manages to save the day
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at the last minute
with crosses and holy water.
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But everybody knows
the movies are full of shit.
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The truth is it started with Blade,
and it ended with him.
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The rest of us
were just along for the ride.