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You know the kind of woman
that just screams trouble?
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You see her and every warning bell
in your brain starts going off,
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but you still manage to ask
for her number.
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Well, that's all I ever hook up with.
:39:14
But this betty...
:39:17
Whoa! She blew 'em all away
in the shitstorm sweepstakes.
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Her name is Danica Talos.
:39:23
You met her earlier.
:39:25
And unlike typical vampires,
her fangs are located in her vagina.
:39:31
Moving on.
:39:32
The man on her left
is her brother Asher,
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and this walking diaper stain
is Jarko Grimwood.
:39:39
I picked Danica up in a bar
:39:40
and spent the next five years
playing hide-and-go-suck
:39:42
as her little vampire cabana boy.
:39:45
Eventually, Abigail found me.
:39:47
Sommerfield managed to treat me
with a cure, and now I kill them.
:39:52
And that's basically
turning a frown upside-down.
:39:57
We need to pool our resources, Blade.
:40:00
"We"?
:40:03
Yeah, we.
:40:05
He's come back.
:40:08
Take a look at this.
:40:13
You gotta be kidding me.
:40:19
Where'd you guys
get this stuff?
:40:20
I stole most of it.
Danica had a huge collection.
:40:23
You got stonework, ironwork,
weaponry, art.
:40:27
It's this stuff that shows up everywhere.
This symbol, this glyph--
:40:30
It's on everything in here.
:40:31
He is real.
You dig beneath all the-- the myths,
:40:33
all the layers of bullshit that have cluttered
our culture for the last 500 years,
:40:36
and eventually
you're gonna strike the truth.
:40:39
So the movies are true.
:40:40
The movies are just a comforting
fairy tale compared to the real deal.
:40:43
Bram Stoker-- he wrote a good yarn,
:40:45
but the events that he described
back in 1897--
:40:47
God. That was just a tiny piece
of the mosaic.
:40:49
The real Dracula-- his origins
date back much, much earlier than that.
:40:53
How early?
:40:54
Try six or seven thousand years.
:40:56
This is a piece of his armor.
:40:57
With it, we were able to extrapolate a
basic idea of what this fucker looked like.