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Check this out.
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Dracula's only one
of the names he's gone by.
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The Babylonians worshipped him
as Dagon, and now they call him Drake.
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If you believe in the legends,
he was born in ancient Sumeria.
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Nobody really knows the specifics
of his origin, but we do know this.
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He was the first of his kind.
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The patriarch of hominus nocturna.
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He was born perfect.
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And just like the great white shark,
this guy has never had to evolve.
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Forget the movies, forget the books.
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There's no happy ending with this guy.
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He's been there,
moving behind the scenes,
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cutting a bloody fucking path
through the ages, until suddenly...
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...just like that...
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...he up and disappeared.
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And then we heard a rumor.
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The vampires were searching for him.
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Some say he'd been sleeping
through the ages,
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that he'd retreated from a world
he'd become disgusted with.
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And according to our information, they
found him in Iraq about six months ago.
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And he was pissed.
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Don't try to use my name,
that's fatal
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Tried to claim my fame,
but that's fatal
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About to raise the pain,
that's fatal
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Tried to claim my fame,
but that's fatal
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About to raise the pain,
that's fatal
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Bite through your jugular vein,
that's fatal
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In the window...
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You sell vampire merchandise?
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Uh, yeah.
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Look around.
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We might have a few things.
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We've got Dracula lunchboxes.