:46:01
instead of your standard hollow points.
:46:03
I call 'em sun dogs.
:46:05
Hedges. Super-size me, sweetheart.
:46:10
This little pea shooter--
it's a modified version
:46:12
of the Army's objective
individual combat weapon.
:46:15
Pick your poison-- sun dogs, stakes,
:46:16
heat-seeking mini rockets.
:46:18
Basically, whatever gets you hard,
this puppy'll pump 'em out.
:46:21
Course, it doesn't have
the range of a sword, but...
:46:25
Oh, God.
:46:26
Over here, we, um--
:46:28
we call this the UV Arc.
:46:32
Whoa. Sorry.
:46:34
The two points are connected
by a powerful UV laser--
:46:37
- Hedges, I'll take it from here.
- Yes.
:46:40
This bad boy is half as hot as the sun.
:46:42
It can cut through vampires
like a knife through butter.
:46:45
We're still trying to sort out fact
from fiction when it comes to Dracula.
:46:48
Turning into mist?
Kinda doubt it.
:46:50
General shape-shifting?
Maybe.
:46:54
Not into a bat or a wolf
or anything like that,
:46:57
but another human,
with practice, could be possible.
:47:01
Because he wouldn't have
a traditional skeletal structure.
:47:04
Something more like a snake's,
with thousands of tiny bones--
:47:07
I have a-- I have a question
about that, Hedges.
:47:10
Have you ever been laid?
:47:13
Many times.
:47:15
With ladies.
:47:17
Time for a little pressure.
:47:20
The weakest link
in the vampire chain of command
:47:22
has always been their familiars.
:47:24
Since the vampires can't go out
in the daylight,
:47:26
they get the humans to do
all their dirty work.
:47:29
We bleed the wannabes...
:47:31
Sooner or later,
they'll take us right to the real.
:47:34
I got you some new wheels.
:47:36
You take care of it now.
:47:44
She's making playlists.
:47:46
She likes to listen to MP3s
when she hunts.
:47:48
It's like her own
internal soundtrack, you know?
:47:50
Dark core, trip hop, whatever
kids are listening to these days.
:47:55
Me, I'm more of
a David Hasselhoff fan, you know?
:47:59
Come on, come on
like that, ya'll