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So when his father visited from India,
he showed him around his mansion
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and three swimming pools.
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His father asked,
"But, son, why do you need three pools?"
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So he said proudly, "Well, one is filled
with cold water for when I feel hot.
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The second is filled with hot water
when I feel cold. "
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The father nodded and said,
"But why is the third pool empty?"
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He said, "Well, that's when
I don't feel like swimming at all. "
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(Daughters laugh)
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Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha.
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Listen, Balraj, if you really wanna get married,
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hook up with an Indian girl from England,
or even America.
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You'd have something in common.
:13:36
Look, I didn't have any problems
talking with Jaya, did I?
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She's intelligent, she's beautiful.
:13:43
Come on, Bal.
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Look around you.
:13:46
You said it yourself, man.
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We're in Hicksville India.
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Then why did I see you eyeing up Lalita?
:13:59
She's beautiful, yeah, but...
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But not your mum's idea
of the mother of her heirs, right?
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Not exactly, no.
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- Bye.
- Give me that bag.
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- Why?
- I want to go over there.
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- Come.
- Just give me the bag.
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¤ Is this going to be
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¤ The last time we three
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¤ Walk down this street together?
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¤ She's going to be wed
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¤ It doesn't mean she's dead
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¤ We'll be friends for ever
:14:36
¤ It's not long before the day
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¤ I up, up, up and fly away
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¤ So let's make this a walk to remember
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¤ There are stars in your way
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¤ From Amritsar to UK
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¤ There are stars in your way
:14:54
¤ From Amritsar to UK
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¤ You are the golden girl
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¤ The centre of the world