:25:00
No.
:25:02
No, I just never have time for them.
:25:05
Indians here have a lot more free time.
:25:08
Or maybe you're just a much more
accomplished woman than I am.
:25:12
Mm-hm. Maybe.
:25:14
(Darcy chuckles)
:25:16
Darcy's a great reader.
:25:19
In fact, I think a love of books
is on his list for his ideal woman.
:25:23
I think you've had one too many Sea Breezes.
:25:26
I remember a very drunken night in Oxford
when you recited the list.
:25:30
She has to be smart, speak several languages...
:25:32
All right, Kiran, drop it.
:25:34
No, I recall, she had to be athletic,
:25:37
voluptuous, of course,
:25:39
graceful, witty, confident...
:25:42
I'm not surprised Mr Darcy hasn't found
his ideal woman with a list like that.
:25:46
Does this mean you're an ideal man?
:25:48
(Laughs) I guess you'd be
a better judge of that than me.
:25:51
As far as I can tell, most men have faults.
:25:53
Arrogance, pride, vanity...
:25:56
She's certainly read you like a book, Darcy.
:25:59
No.
:26:02
I just think you got me all wrong.
:26:04
Well, you'd certainly have trouble
finding your ideal woman in India.
:26:09
I didn't hear "simple", "traditional",
"subservient" on your list.
:26:13
Come on, give me a break.
Now you're twisting my words.
:26:15
You said yourself that you're used to the best.
:26:17
I'm sure you think India's beneath you.
:26:21
If I really thought that,
:26:22
then why would I be thinking about
buying this place?
:26:25
(Laughs) You think this is India?
:26:27
Well, don't you wanna see more investment,
more jobs?
:26:30
Yes, but who does it really benefit?
:26:32
You want people to come to India
without having to deal with Indians.
:26:36
That's good. Remind me to add that
to the tourism brochure.
:26:40
Isn't that what all tourists want here?
5- star comfort with a bit of culture thrown in?
:26:44
I don't want you turning India into a theme park.
:26:46
I thought we got rid of imperialists like you.
:26:49
I'm not British. I'm American.
:26:51
Exactly.