:07:04
Go contaminate someone else.
:07:07
Oh, look.!
Here come Captain Cool.!
:07:09
Loser number three.
[ Laughs ]
:07:11
Look, l'm having a barbecue at my house,
if you guys wanna come over.
:07:14
- Definitely.
- Definitely.
:07:16
Hey, l don't know
if you heard...
:07:18
but Bad Chad picked up a shift
at your mama's bank.
:07:21
l'll be working with Lieutenant Ferrell
in security.
:07:24
One step closer
to being a cop.
:07:27
Don't worry. Ferrell won't let Bad Chad
carry a weapon. He's an intern!
:07:32
Trainee, butt munch!
:07:34
Sorry. He's training to be a butt munch.
Doing a good job, too!
:07:38
- l'm gonna brain you.! Get over here.!
- [ Gus ] l'm gonna tell Mom.!
:07:41
[ Chad ]
You are so dead.!
:07:42
- When l catch you, l'm gonna
give you a purple nurple--
- So immature!
:07:45
lsn't he?
:07:47
[ P.A. Announcer ] Okay, folks,
race number three will start in five minutes.
:07:51
So let's get ready to...
:07:53
step on the gas
and let's kick some... butt!
:07:56
lt's race time!
:07:58
[ Cheering ]
:08:00
""Butt''?
:08:02
""Butt'' what?
:08:04
- Hi, Dad.
- Hey, kiddo. What's up?
:08:06
Mom needs me to pick up Max
from day care again.
:08:09
[ Sighs ]
lt won't be forever, sweetie.
:08:11
All right,
now you sound like Mom.
:08:13
That's so terrible?
:08:19
You okay?
:08:22
ls this a new style
that the kids are sporting?
:08:27
- Dad, don't freak out.
- When do l ever freak out, Madeline?
:08:30
- lt's just that there are
a thousand other sports...
- [ Shaking Tablet Bottle ]
:08:34
that don't involve falling
a hundred feet to your death.
:08:37
Dad, you said standing on top of
Mount Everest was the best day of your life.
:08:40
No, l said it was
one of the best days of my life.
:08:43
[ Growls ]
Look.
:08:45
See, l even wore
the hat you gave me.
:08:50
l just don't understand what the problem is
with me trying to be like you.
:08:53
[ Sighs ]
Do we have to discuss this every day?
:08:56
Just till l turn 1 8.
:08:58
[ Grunts ]