:11:00
Please,
just don't hang up.
:11:02
I may not get anyone else.
:11:04
Right, later.
:11:07
- Hello?
- I have no idea what just happened.
:11:09
One minute I'm talking
to nipples, next thing you know,
:11:11
I'm wearing a whale costume
handing out flyers.
:11:15
That sucks.
Sounds like she got you.
:11:17
I mean, I'm not saying
it doesn't have its benefits.
:11:20
Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's
got an 11-foot penis?
:11:23
- Heal the bay.
- Really?
:11:24
I gotta to go.
I'll see you later.
:11:26
All right,
later, bud.
:11:30
Can you hear me?
:11:31
You're still there, huh?
You know, this has been really fun.
:11:34
But now you're wasting
my minutes. I'm gonna go.
:11:36
They're going to kill me.
:11:40
You're my only hope.
:11:43
Nice with the fake tears,
lady.
:11:46
- What's your name?
- What?
:11:50
Please, tell me your name.
:11:52
Ryan.
:11:54
Ryan...
:11:57
I don't know who you are.
I don't know you at all.
:11:59
But I can't believe
that you would be so selfish
:12:02
that you wouldn't take
10 minutes out of your day
:12:05
to hand your phone
to a police officer.
:12:08
Just 10 minutes.
:12:10
Okay, 10 minutes.
:12:16
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
:12:19
Shut up, okay?
Now listen to me.
:12:22
I'm a cop and have been
for 27 years.
:12:24
So let's just cut the bullshit, pal,
because I've heard it all.
:12:28
Now, I ordered the "Rain Shower"
with awapuhi.
:12:30
Don't tell me jojoba is awapuhi.
I wasn't born yesterday.
:12:34
So I'm gonna return the two cases and
you will refund my money.
:12:38
Or maybe... maybe I should
just drive down there
:12:40
and we can discuss this
in person.
:12:42
No, no, no, I've got loofahs
up my ass.
:12:45
What I want is a refund.
:12:48
Thank you.
:12:50
Thank you,
I appreciate that.
:12:53
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
:12:56
Hey, Mooney, I thought
the captain told you
:12:57
you're not supposed
to have this shit sent here anymore.