Chris Rock: Never Scared
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The shit's all nappy and grey.
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When his make-up's all fucked up
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cos he don't get the Crayola people
to fix his face no more.

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That's a fucking sad-ass sight.
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Remember we used to have arguments about
who was better, Michael Jackson or Prince?

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Prince won.
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Yeah, man, Michael went crazy,
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then Janet lost her damn mind,
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whipping out her titty on a Sunday afternoon.
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On a Sunday afternoon!
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What the fuck is wrong with this girl?
This ain't Déjà Vu.

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This ain't Magic City, motherfucker.
It's the Super Bowl!

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A titty on a Sunday afternoon.
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People coming home from church,
turn on the TV. "Oh, Lord!"

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A titty on a Sunday afternoon.
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And a 40-year-old titty at that.
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You can't just whip out a 40-year-old titty.
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That's yo man's titty.
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That is yo man's titty.
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40-year-old titty - yo man's titty.
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20-year-old titty - community titty.
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That's for all to see.
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The titty couldn't even believe it was outside.
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It was like, "Oh, shit,
what the fuck's going on?

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"Close the door!"
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Michael's crazy, Janet lost her mind,
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now I gotta see Jermaine every week
for the blow-by-blow.

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I thought I was done with Jermaine.
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I got the Do What You Did When You Did
What To Me album.

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I thought I was done with Jermaine.
Jermaine looked crazier than Michael.


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