Chris Rock: Never Scared
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is just a trick to get yo mind off the war.
That's all it is.

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It's a trick to get yo mind off the war.
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I think Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room.
:31:16
Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room, Bush sent
that little boy to Michael Jackson's house,

:31:21
Bush killed Laci Peterson.
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Bush was fucking Paris Hilton in that video.
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All to get yo mind off the war.
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Bush lied to me, they all lied to me.
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"We gotta go to Iraq cos they the most
dangerous country on earth.

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"They the most dangerous regime
in the world."

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If they so dangerous,
how come it only took two weeks

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to take over the whole fucking country?
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Shit.
:31:55
Man, you couldn't take over Baltimore
in two weeks.

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Get the fuck outta here.
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Looking for weapons of mass destruction.
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Can't even find a Wiffle ball bat.
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Ain't even a fucking fly-swatter yet. Give me
something, shit! Attack, motherfucker.

:32:23
Let me get a fucking paper cut
over that motherfucker. Nothing!

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Not a damn thing.
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"Weapons of mass destruction."
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They got whatshisname,
they got Saddam Hussein, that's cool.

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I was a little sad when they got Saddam.
:32:39
That's kinda like the Coyote
catching the Roadrunner.

:32:46
I guess Acme finally made
some shit that worked.

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I didn't even know we was after Saddam,
I thought we was after Bin Laden.

:32:57
What the fuck happened?

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