:38:00
"I'm a conservative, I'm a liberal." It's bullshit.
:38:03
Be a fucking person. Listen.
:38:07
Let it swirl around yo head.
:38:09
Then form yo opinion.
:38:12
No normal, decent person is one thing, OK?
:38:17
I got some shit I'm conservative about,
I got some shit I'm liberal about.
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Crime, I'm conservative.
:38:23
Prostitution, I'm liberal.
:38:33
And they keep trying to scare us.
Everybody's trying to scare us.
:38:36
Telling us to be on the lookout for al-Qaeda.
Like, "Where?"
:38:41
I ain't scared of al-Qaeda. I'm from Brooklyn,
I don't give a fuck about al-Qaeda.
:38:45
Shit. Motherfucking al-Qaeda.
:38:48
Shit, did al-Qaeda blow up the building
in Oklahoma?
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No.
:38:52
Did al-Qaeda put anthrax in your mail?
:38:55
No.
:38:57
Did al-Qaeda drag James Byrd
down the street
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till his eyeballs
popped out of his fucking head? No.
:39:05
I ain't scared of al-Qaeda,
I'm scared of Al Cracker.
:39:22
Cracker Al. Gotta look out for Cracker Al.
:39:26
He's a dangerous motherfucker!
:39:29
But American people, whenever you leave...
:39:32
I love my country, but whenever you leave,
you find out people really hate America.
:39:38
It's good sometimes.
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Cos we got so much shit, OK?
:39:43
America's the only country in the world
where people go hunting on a full stomach.
:39:51
It's beautiful.
:39:54
That's how good we got it.
America's a great country.
:39:57
But here's the thing, people hate America cos
we can't make up our mind what we wanna be.