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America does good things, America does bad
things, America does schizophrenic things.
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One cool thing America does, that I love,
is we feed other countries.
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It's beautiful that we feed other countries.
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Yes, it is!
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But we only feed them
when they're starving.
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Why can't we feed them when they're hungry?
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They didn't just wake up with flies around
their lips and bellies out to here.
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It took a while for shit to get that bad.
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And our government's like,
"Nah, wait for the flies.
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"Two more weeks. Wait for the flies.
Come on, more flies!"
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And we send them food.
Do we send them the good shit? No.
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What do we send them? Grain.
Anybody here have grain today?
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Anybody going to McGrainies
after the show?
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Why can't we send them the good shit?
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Why can't we send some Cheez Doodles,
some Funyuns, some Twinkies?
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Why can't we just pour some gravy
on the people?
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Just get a big old vat of gravy and pour it
out the helicopter. There you go.
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Drink up. Have some gravy.
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People going, "I love America!
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"It's raining gravy!"
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Shit, give them a Whopper, it's only 99 cents.
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Shit, we call ourselves humanitarians,
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meanwhile we're dropping 50-pound sacks
on 40-pound people.
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But I love America, man.
We got a lot of freedom in America.
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For instance, abortion's legal.
It's beautiful that abortion's legal, man.
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I love going to abortion rallies
to pick up women.
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Cos you know they'll fuck you.