:42:01
You ain't gonna find a bunch of virgins
at the abortion rally.
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You might even see some clear heels!
:42:10
"What you doing here, girl?"
"Fucked up again."
:42:16
The abortion issue, it's a woman's issue.
:42:19
A woman gets pregnant,
she don't wanna hear shit from the man.
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"Fuck you, I don't need you, motherfuck you."
:42:27
Unless she decides to have the baby.
Then she's like, "Where's my cheque?"
:42:31
When a woman gets pregnant,
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it's a choice between the woman
and her girlfriends.
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A woman gets pregnant,
her and her girlfriends get together,
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and they have a little abortion tribunal,
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and they vote on the baby like it's Survivor.
:42:49
Each girlfriend puts in her two cents.
One goes, "Child, you should have that baby.
:42:54
"That man got some good hair,
it's wavy, it's wavy."
:42:58
The other girlfriend goes,
"Why are we talking about this?
:43:02
"Ain't we going to Cancun next week?
Get rid of that baby!"
:43:08
And that's how life is decided in America.
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Now, fellas, if you get a woman pregnant,
you're only allowed to say two things.
:43:17
And guess what, fellas?
You can't even suggest abortion.
:43:21
If you say, "A", you fucked up.
:43:25
You can't even suggest abortion.
:43:27
Guess what, guys?
You don't wanna suggest abortion.
:43:31
If you suggest abortion
and then she has the baby,
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when that kid's about five, six years old,
:43:37
he gonna be cursing yo ass out.
:43:39
You go, "What's up, little man?
How you doing?"
:43:42
"I'm alive, that's how the fuck I'm doing!
:43:48
"You wanted me dead, huh, bitch?
:43:51
"I'm alive, motherfucker.
:43:53
"I should bust a cap in yo ass."