Chris Rock: Never Scared
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These are some good-ass doughnuts.
You'd be mad if your kid ate your doughnuts.

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"You know what I had to do to get
them doughnuts? Leave them alone!

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"Now I gotta go out and suck some more dick
for doughnuts.

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"Kids will never learn, shit."
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No, man, the Government,
they will never legalise drugs in America.

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OK, the first reason they will never legalise
drugs in America

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is because the Government
makes way too much money

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putting our brothers and sisters
in fucking jail. That's first of all.

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For bullshit.
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The second reason the Government
will never legalise drugs in America

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is because, God forbid,
some brown people got wealthy.

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Can't have that.
Cos drugs come from brown countries.

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We can't have wealthy brown people.
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There are no wealthy black - or brown - people
in America.

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We got some rich ones,
we don't got no fucking wealth.

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People go, "What's the difference?"
Here's the difference.

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Shaq is rich.
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The white man that signs his cheque
is wealthy.

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"Here you go, Shaq.
Go buy yourself a bouncing car.

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"Bling-bling!"
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I'm not talking 'bout rich,
I'm talking 'bout wealth, OK?

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I'm talking about the white family that owns
all the Similac. Those rich motherfuckers.

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I'm talking about the white family that owns
the colour blue. Those rich bastards.

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I ain't talking 'bout Oprah,
I'm talking 'bout Bill Gates, OK?

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If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow
with Oprah's money

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he'd jump out a fucking window.
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He'd slit his throat on the way down. "Ah, shit.

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