Chris Rock: Never Scared
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1:04:02
"Oh, Lor,
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"what is I gon' do?
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"Oh, Lor, what is I gon' do?
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"OK, if I go across this intersection,
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"I'm-a have a accident.
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"If I stop at this sign, these crackers'll kill me.
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"Oh, Lor, what is I gon' do?"
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And he don't know. And he's riding the buggy.
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He says, "Fuck it,"
and goes through the intersection.

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He has a big old accident, wipes out.
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Wipes out, almost kills somebody.
And the police come.

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"Nigger, what's wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1:04:44
"You could've killed somebody, nigger.
You see that stop sign?"

1:04:48
"I don't know what you talking 'bout, sir."
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"Nigger, you see that stop sign right there?"
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"Do you mean that octagon thing?
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"Nigger, who taught you octagon?"
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Don't get me wrong with affirmative action.
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I don't think I should get a job over a white
person if I get a lower mark in a test.

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I don't think I should get accepted into a school
over a white person if I get a lower mark.

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But if there's a tie, fuck 'em.
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Shit, you had a 400-year head start,
motherfucker.

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White man, you gonna be all right.
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You know, a lot of people say,
"If you're the smartest and the brightest,

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"you won't need affirmative action, if you strive
to be the smartest and the brightest."

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They say that as if the country is run
by the smartest and the brightest.

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I was in black schools and white schools
so you can't tell me shit.


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