Chris Rock: Never Scared
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Waiter, this blow job ain't ready yet.
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Yo, marriage is tough, man.
Marriage is real fucking tough.

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Marriage is so tough,
Nelson Mandela got a divorce.

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Nelson Mandela got a fucking divorce.
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Nelson Mandela spent 27 years
in a South African prison,

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got beaten and tortured every day for 27 years,
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and did it with no fucking problems.
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Made to do hard labour
in 100-degree South African heat

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for 27 years, and did it with no problems.
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He got out of jail, after 27 years of torture,
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spent six months with his wife and said,
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"I can't take this shit no more!"
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I'm outta here. Y'all take care.
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Thank you!
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Best show ever. It was hilarious.
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Once you get married, life is over.
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No more blow jobs!
I'm telling you, don't get married.

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I'll come and see him again.
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My dimples hurt, I laughed so hard. See?
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I just pissed on myself.
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What a great show!
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That was great. I really enjoyed it,
it was wonderful. Great show.


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