:25:01
Nobody ever saw him after that.
:25:04
But from that point on...
:25:06
Phil Coletti was forever known...
:25:10
as Machete Phil.
:25:12
Are you telling me there's some totally
deranged, dickless dude running around out there?
:25:17
All I'm saying is I don't
go into the jungle alone if I can help it.
:25:20
'Cause you can hear him,
and I've heard him...
:25:24
crying out...
:25:27
"Where's my penis?.
:25:31
Where's my penis?.
Where's my penis?'
:25:35
And that boywas me!
:25:50
you're an asshole,
Putman.
:25:54
- Anybody get laid tonight?.
- Hey, Pete.
:25:57
I know I did.
:25:59
Say, anybody seen
Rolo, Stacy or Kelly?.
:26:01
They're probably off screwing around
in the jungle somewhere.
:26:03
Well, shit. I'm gonna needsomebody
to run Luau Night tomorrow.
:26:07
Uh, yeah, sure.
I'll run Luau Night.
:26:10
What, cut up a couple
of pineapples, whatever.
:26:12
- Yeah, great. Sam, will you run Luau Night?.
- Sure. Can do.
:26:15
We'llgetsome grass mini-skirts,
maybe have a poi-eating contest...
:26:18
and, uh, everyone'll get laid.
:26:20
Sounds great. People, please.
:26:23
Is it too much to ask?.
Have sex with the guests.
:26:26
Some of'em aren't bad-looking.
:26:38
Hola, Peenalop!