1:21:03
Sam!
1:21:26
- Get out.
- What?.
1:21:28
Get out, now!
1:21:36
Did you know that
I can hold my breath...
1:21:38
for three minutes and 33 seconds?.
1:21:41
Nobody ever suspects
the Fun Police.
1:21:44
- Bullshit. I always have suspected you.
- Bullshit. you did not.
1:21:47
you are the bullshit!
1:21:49
He's the guy from the campfire story-
Machete Phil, the kid with no dick.
1:21:53
No. That's just
an old campfire story.
1:21:56
What do you piss out of,
your asshole?.
1:21:59
It's just a story! I have a dick.
1:22:02
I'm not Machete Phil.
1:22:04
I'm Machete Sam.
1:22:07
Sam, whyare you doing this?
1:22:10
Oh, I remember it
like it was yesterday.
1:22:13
I asked Rolo ifhe hadanygrass,
and he said he didn't have any.
1:22:17
So then I followed him
into thejungle.
1:22:20
- Would you believe what I saw?.
- No.
1:22:22
He had grass. My grass!
1:22:24
A huge bag ofit.
1:22:27
And he was smokin' it
with those two little hussies...
1:22:31
even though
he said he had none.
1:22:36
So then-
No, wait, that's not it.
1:22:40
I found out that Pete was
giving the island to Dave.
1:22:42
Oh, yeah. That's it.
It wasn't about the grass.
1:22:45
Although that was incredibly uncool.
1:22:49
It was about Pete giving the island
to that little shithead!
1:22:52
All-night raving,
pill-popping little son ofa bitch!
1:22:56
What about me?. H uh?.
I deserved it!
1:22:59
I'm the best goddamned employee
this place has ever seen!