:08:00
Are you brother and sister?
:08:01
- Yes.
- No.
:08:05
Are you two twins?
:08:06
- Yes.
- No.
:08:07
Yes, we are.
:08:09
I thought so.
You know who y'all remind me of?
:08:12
- Who?
- Heckle and Jeckle.
:08:16
Shit.
:08:17
You know, the talking magpies?
:08:22
Anyway, who's the evil twin?
That's the way it works, right?
:08:27
- This coffee tastes like mud.
- Really.
:08:32
Which one of us do you think
looks like the evil one?
:08:35
I'd say he's the evil one, right?
He's got the evil eye.
:08:40
- I'm only kidding.
- You better be.
:08:43
You know, I just thought of something,
with you two being twins and all.
:08:47
- Did y'all go to Graceland yet?
- No.
:08:49
You should. It's real cool.
:08:51
- Mind if I sit down?
- Yes, I do.
:08:54
Yes, you can sit down.
What are you, on a break?
:08:57
Not really, but it's kind of slow.
Tell you what, you can help me out.
:09:00
Just stay right there. You got me covered
and my boss can't see me.
:09:06
It's his evil nature, right?
:09:09
Anyway, what I just thought of:
:09:11
Do you know that
Elvis Presley's got a twin brother?
:09:14
Yeah, his name is Jesse Garon.
You know, Elvis' middle name is Aaron.
:09:18
Aaron, Garon. Anyway,
everybody thinks that he died at birth.
:09:22
But my theory is...
:09:23
that his mother didn't wanna raise two kids.
She wasn't expecting twins.
:09:27
She couldn't afford to raise both.
She gave one away.
:09:29
She just sent one off. So Jesse grew up
in Arkansas, or Mississippi, or something.
:09:34
So he didn't know he had a brother, Elvis.
But one day, like, 1968 or '69...
:09:37
he's looking at himself in the mirror
and says, "Damn, I look like Elvis."
:09:41
So he comes to Memphis, looks up Elvis.
:09:44
Elvis sees him, he says,
"Yeah, you're my brother. I can't believe it!
:09:47
"How you doing? What can I do for you?"
:09:50
And his brother says, "Well, I don't know.
:09:52
"Sure would be nice
to be you for one night."
:09:56
So Elvis had this concert
where his brother sang.
:09:59
They tried to see if they could trick people.
Damn if he didn't sound like his brother!