Coffee and Cigarettes
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1:16:02
I told them, lay off the dairy products,
chill on the citric acid...

1:16:05
and they should feel a little better.
1:16:07
- So you a doctor now, or something?
- Yeah, I told you.

1:16:11
I've been studying alternative medicine
for two years now, son.

1:16:14
I mean, ancient healing techniques,
and all that.

1:16:17
Check this.
1:16:19
I even know a certain surgical procedure
that I can perform using a drill-gun.

1:16:23
Electric drill-gun.
1:16:25
I'm dead serious.
1:16:26
But my hands are nice from being a DJ,
you know what I mean?

1:16:30
To me, music and medicine, all go together.
1:16:33
It's like two planets
revolving around the same sun.

1:16:35
So bong-bong.
1:16:36
- Want some tea?
- Yeah, splash me.

1:16:38
It's all herbals, man. No caffeine.
1:16:40
That's what I'm talking about. No caffeine.
Caffeine is ridiculous right now, man.

1:16:44
Tell me about it.
1:16:46
Caffeine leads to depression...
1:16:49
makes you all irritable,
have your heart beating fast.

1:16:52
Faster heart rate, you know what I mean?
1:16:54
And worse than anything,
you drink that coffee, it gives you the shits.

1:16:57
You know what I mean?
So I try to stay away from that.

1:17:01
- I'm off that shit, anyway.
- Crisp and clean. No caffeine.

1:17:05
- To Liquid Swords, family.
- No, to Bobby Digital.

1:17:08
- Wu-Tang forever.
- Wu-Tang forever.

1:17:13
Anybody need more coffee?
1:17:14
- Kitchen's closing.
- No, we don't mess with caffeine.

1:17:17
- You don't?
- No, I don't.

1:17:19
Don't you know caffeine
can cause serious delirium?

1:17:22
- Delirium?
- Serious delirium.

1:17:24
Now you tell me.
1:17:26
Well, that may be my problem, delirium.
1:17:33
Aren't you Bill Murray, man?
1:17:36
- You're Bill Murray?
- Yeah, I'm Bill Murray...

1:17:39
but let's keep that just between us, all right?
1:17:43
Just between us.
1:17:47
And you guys are related?
1:17:50
Yeah, we're cousins. We're family.
1:17:52
No, you're messing with me
because you're both troublemakers.

1:17:56
- Troublemakers?
- The Wu-Tang Clan.

1:17:59
Right, Wu-Tang Clan.

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