Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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Blazer.
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I've believe you've met
my fitness consigliere, Me'Shell.

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- We met.
- And I almost forgot our last player.

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Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichski.
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In her home country of Romanovia,
dodgeball is the national sport.

:30:31
Her nuclear power plant's team won
the championship five years running,

:30:35
which makes her the deadliest woman
on earth with a dodgeball.

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Ball me, Blazer.
:30:43
Show them, Fran.
:30:49
That's just her change-up.
:30:52
End of demo.
:30:54
We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras
:30:57
and we will, we will rock you.
:31:05
I think that guy might really be dead.
:31:09
Wait a minute. How can you be
entered in the Las Vegas Open?

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You didn't win a regional qualifying match.
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Oh, my God. We never even won
a regional qualifying match.

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Yeah. Now I remember.
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The dodgeball chancellor's
an extremely personal friend of mine.

:31:25
I helped him shed some unwanted poundage
before beach season.

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So close your rule book
on that one, Poindextor.

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White, we didn't come here to "rumble".
We came here to celebrate as a team.

:31:35
There's plenty of bar here
for you and the Globo-nauts.

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Team?
:31:40
What team?
Your best player thinks he's a pirate.

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First of all, he is way more
of a pirate than you will ever be.

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Secondly, we don't know who our best player
is yet. We've only had one game.

:31:56
- It could be any one of us at this point.
- Go ahead, make yourjokes, Mr


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