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to compete in the one
true human test - dodgeball.
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A reminder.
All players must be vaccinated
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for cholera, syphilis and shingles
before play begins.
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Again, dyslexic players
will not be allowed on the court.
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Team Blitzkrieg to the tournament floor
for a first-round match.
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Only ADAA balls will be used.
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Personal balls of any kind
are strictly prohibited.
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- Hey.
- Hey. What's in the box?
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Guys, I figured a real dodgeball team
needs real dodgeball uniforms.
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So I threw out those old ratty ones
and designed these myself.
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All right. Now we got our thing going on,
maybe we'll start smacking each other.
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I hope everything fits.
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- Wait.
- Nice.
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This isn't right.
This isn't what I ordered.
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- What's this?
- What the hell is that? This is screwed up.
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- What are we supposed to do now?
- Don't worry.
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- We'll play in what we've got on.
- We can't.
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ADAA rules require we wear
matching uniforms.
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I don't think they require ass-less chaps, OK?
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Everybody, calm down. We've got plenty
of time to find other uniforms before we play.
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Ladies, we gotta get on the court
or we're gonna forfeit the game.
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Come on, let's go.
Let's see some movement. Chop-chop.
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I don't see any movement. Let's go.
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How about those dodgeball dancers, folks?
:46:44
- That is some good, clean, family fun, Cot.
- Right you are.
:46:48
Here comes Germany's Team Blitzkrieg.
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The reigning European champ
hopes to extend their empire here.
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Appeasement be damned.
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Here comes
the relatively unknown challengers,
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a regional qualifying team,
Average Joe's Gymnasium.