:47:13
My sweet Jesus.
:47:16
That's rad.
:47:18
Hey, asshole, you guys suck.
:47:21
Thank you. Nice to be in Vegas.
:47:24
Hi. We're all here and
:47:26
we are ready to play.
:47:31
- OK.
- OK.
:47:35
We get our first glimpse of the Average Joe's
squad, sporting unwieldy uniforms.
:47:39
I feel like I'm watching a Cher video.
:47:42
Average Joe's, ready.
:47:44
Blitzkrieg, ready.
:47:46
Dodgeball.
:47:47
And we're under way. Average Joe's
versus the heavily favoured German team.
:47:52
Of course, S&M gear first made
popular by the lyric poet, Sappho,
:47:56
- from the island of Lesbos.
- Clean hit. You're out.
:47:59
Leather and latex belong in the bedroom,
not on the dodgeball court.
:48:04
Where's that training?
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge.
:48:09
Captain Peter La Fleur gets eliminated
and coach O'Houlihan is not happy.
:48:21
This Average Joe's team
doesn't look up to snuff.
:48:24
Midline infraction.
You went over the line, you're out.
:48:28
The Average Joe's catches a break there.
:48:30
The Germans still dominating
this Maginot Line-like defence.
:48:34
Good toss by the submissive out there.
:48:36
Just two players left for Joe...
Check that. Make it one.
:48:40
Looks like Average Joe's
might be heading home early.
:48:44
It's all up to the only player
without a Y-chromosome, Kate Veatch.
:48:49
What a throw.
:48:51
Hold your phone, she's got a cannon.
:48:53
Yes.
:48:54
- Come on, Kate.
- You're the only man out there. Give it to 'em.
:48:59
Germans have a two-one advantage.
Great catch. La Fleur's back in the game.