:59:03
"You can be fat as long as
you're happy inside." It works.
:59:06
And they love you. Whoo, do they love you.
:59:10
You're their Fonzie, Pete.
:59:12
"Hey." Right?
:59:16
But do you really think it's fair for them
to put all that pressure on you? All the time?
:59:22
Looking to you to solve their every problem?
:59:25
I mean, come on.
:59:27
I know you. You know you.
:59:31
And I know you know that I know you.
:59:34
You're heading for a fall, Pete.
:59:37
Sooner or later, Average Joe's is gonna close.
:59:40
And when it does, they're gonna blame you.
:59:45
I don't know if you've ever seen $100,000,
except maybe in the movies.
:59:49
But I assure you,
something gets lost in the translation.
:59:56
Money. $100,000. Dodgeball game.
1:00:02
Take the money.
1:00:04
Invest it in something.
Give it to charity, I don't care.
1:00:15
Just sign the contract.
1:00:23
Come on, guys. We got Peter.
1:00:26
And they got guys named Laser and Blazer
and Taser, and all kinds of asers.
1:00:30
Gar. Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.
1:00:34
Here. Justin, your virgin daiquiri.
1:00:36
- Thanks, Ms Veatch.
- Nothing for me.
1:00:39
- Dwight says we'll get killed out there, Peter.
- Let's not talk about tomorrow.
1:00:43
- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know. It's a little complicated.
1:00:47
- But what do you think we should do?
- Yeah. Come on, tell us.
1:00:50
What's the plan?
1:00:51
What do you guys want from me?
I don't have a plan for you.
1:00:54
We're gonna play Globo Gym tomorrow
and we're probably gonna lose.
1:00:58
It's the truth. The sooner you guys get that
through your head, the easier this will all be.