1:15:01
- It was an accident. I thought she was in play.
- Not a chance.
1:15:04
We're sweating like greased monkeys.
I can't hold on to a ball.
1:15:07
Sorry, miss, but you're out.
You gotta get off the court.
1:15:10
Watch him, man.
1:15:12
- Hey, Peter.
- Yeah?
1:15:15
Kick his ass.
1:15:17
- Here's the restart.
- Players, to your positions.
1:15:20
Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one,
a ménage à trois of pain.
1:15:24
Usually you pay double
for that kind of action, Cotton.
1:15:30
You're playing ready dodgeball.
Balls are at your feet.
1:15:34
Ready? Dodgeball.
1:15:36
It's a cat-and-mouse game, folks.
Peter La Fleur has gotta wait for his shot.
1:15:44
He gets the elimination.
1:15:48
My. Globo Gym wins.
A Cinderella story cast asunder.
1:15:53
Average Joe's has come all this way
for nothing. Absolutely nothing.
1:15:57
They're not gonna get anything, Cotton.
1:16:01
No elimination. Double fault.
You stepped over the line on the throw.
1:16:05
What? You gotta be out of your mind.
That is the worst call I've ever seen.
1:16:09
I'm out here busting my butt and you come in
with a bush-league call like that? Bullcrap.
1:16:13
ADAA Continuation Rule 113-D, sir.
Sudden death.
1:16:18
All right. Bring it.
1:16:20
I don't believe it, folks. Sudden death.
1:16:23
Well, let me tell you,
1:16:25
a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't
occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919,
1:16:31
and I think we all remember
how that turned out.
1:16:33
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the greatest
happening in sport. Sudden-death dodgeball.
1:16:40
Pepper needs new shorts.
1:16:44
White, Peter, this is sudden death.
1:16:48
Only striking an opposing player eliminates
them. Catching the ball does nothing.
1:16:53
Both feet must remain
in the triangle at all times.
1:16:57
You may throw any time after my call.
Understood?