Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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1:17:02
OK. Let's have a clean match.
Good luck, gentlemen.

1:17:07
This is it, La Loser.
1:17:11
You ready for the hurricane?
1:17:15
Just don't go cryin' to mama when
I spank you in front of all these people.

1:17:20
You don't go crying to your daddy
after I wipe it up with your face.

1:17:26
- White?
- Yeah?

1:17:29
- You look awful fat in those pants.
- Players, to your positions.

1:17:34
This is about gamesmanship.
Throw early and you're defenceless.

1:17:38
Throw late and you're eliminated.
Dilemma, thy name is dodgeball.

1:17:43
This sport doesn't build character,
it reveals it.

1:17:47
Effin' A, Cotton. Effin' A.
1:17:51
Come on, talk to me.
1:17:55
Listen up, crotch stain.
1:17:57
Remember your training
and trust your instincts.

1:18:01
You can do it. I believe in you.
1:18:07
Bye-bye.
1:18:09
Right.
1:18:10
Players, turn and step in.
1:18:28
What the hell's he doing?
1:18:30
I don't know.
1:18:35
Get a load of this guy.
1:18:36
In 23 years of broadcasting
I thought I'd seen it all, folks.

1:18:40
But it looks like Peter La Fleur
has actually blindfolded himself.

1:18:44
He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.
1:18:55
Ready?

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