1:06:01
A rather sluggish day on Wall Street.
1:06:04
On the international front, investors
are watching Vanderpark Enterprises.
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CEO, Nicholas Vanderpark and newly
appointed partner, Tim Dingman...
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arrive in Italy to introduce to Europe
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their complete line of fecal-removing
product that's been so successful here.
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The American entrepreneurs
have reason to be hopeful.
1:06:23
They were greeted with great enthusiasm
everywhere and fanfare.
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Later, they'll be feted at a banquet
to be held in the presidential palace.
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[speaking in ltalian]
1:06:39
He says, ''l noticed
when we climbed into the tub
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''our three penises were quite similar
in size and bulk.''
1:06:46
[continues in ltalian]
1:06:51
He say, ''And l thought to myself,
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'''Good. Good.'''
1:06:58
Envy is a funny, funny thing.
1:07:00
[in ltalian]
1:07:04
He says, ''l remember when
l was a teenager,
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''my friend Armando and l spent
the summer in New York.
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''A sweet time of life.''
1:07:13
[in ltalian]
1:07:23
The minister, he says,
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''l must tell you, my friend Armando
had a hog like a freight train.''
1:07:29
[interpreter] What a hog.
1:07:32
[in ltalian]
1:07:38
He says,
''And l must tell you secretly,
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''Armando's freight-train-sized manhood
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''made me, with a regular-size one,
quite miserable.''
1:07:51
''Not all the time miserable,
of course, but sometimes.''
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[all laughing]
1:07:56
- [phone rings]
- [in ltalian]