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Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, young people.
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l stand here with my partner,
Tim Dingman...
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[light applause]
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That's right.
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...grateful for this opportunity
to address the central question
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posed in so many colorful
and eloquent variations.
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[Nick] Where is the shit?!
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[applause]
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[Natalie] My God. Nick. Nick!
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Corky?
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[woman] Mr. and Mrs. Vanderpark,
sorry we had to perform an autopsy,
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but when any large dead animal
comes in proximity with the public
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it must be examined immediately
for health reasons.
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l'm a little curious. Did you feed
your horse a lot of apples?
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Our neighbors have an apple tree.
Corky loved their apples.
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- Did he ever defecate in their yard?
- l imagine.
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Can you tell me what you did
when the horse defecated in your yard?
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We used Vapoorize
because Nick invented it.
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We get crates of it for free.
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Well...
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lt's all making sense.
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The horse was poisoned.
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We did find a broken shaft of
a small target arrow in the sternum,
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but that played no part
in the horse's death.
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The horse died from the prolonged
ingesting of a certain chemical,
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which by itself is harmless, but when
combined with certain fecal bacteria
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becomes a lethal poison.
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A little person?
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Lethal poison.
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That chemical is the ingredient in every
can of your so-called miracle invention.
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He had enough of it literally
to kill a horse.
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l am obligated, of course,
to report this to the EPA.