1:36:00
Where do you...? l can't...
ln here we've mixed it up.
1:36:03
You've got all that. lt's pre-mixed.
1:36:05
The brown is always part of it.
Even if you don't see it.
1:36:08
ln the Tour de France, they're going
20 miles a day, going up mountains.
1:36:12
What do you think they pull out
of their Spandex bikini bottom
1:36:15
to squeeze into their mouth
when they want to eat?
1:36:18
- Pocket Flan!
- And here's another question.
1:36:21
What if l'm doing
some skydiving and l'm like:
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''l got to get some...
l'm going to get some cornflakes.
1:36:27
''l don't have time for cornflakes.
l do have time for flan.''
1:36:30
[Tim] That's right.
l'd love to see this...
1:36:33
This has been vacuum-tested
1:36:35
to a depth of 200 feet
if you're scuba diving.
1:36:38
Just the other day l see
this kid walking down the street.
1:36:41
- He has the Pocket Flan. Right?
- Right.
1:36:44
He squeezes it... he's on a skateboard.
He squeezes it...
1:36:47
lt arcs up. He goes like... and...
1:36:50
That's like a new skateboard trick.
1:36:52
Who here likes to drive?
You guys like to drive? Yeah.
1:36:56
Who here likes to drive race cars?
Anybody? All right.
1:36:59
l'm Captain Speedway,
1:37:01
and nothing tastes better at 200 miles
per hour than Pocket Flan.
1:37:06
Firemen. ''l got to go save someone.
Maybe l need a little extra something.''
1:37:10
''Where am l gonna put my hose?
l can't hold the hose and this thing.
1:37:13
- [Nick laughing]
- ''Where's the hose go?
1:37:16
''l put a hose under my arm
and then l fight the fire.''
1:37:18
This is on a serious note.
1:37:21
Recently we received a letter
from a woman, Gladys, who...
1:37:28
well, Pocket Flan saved her life.
1:37:30
- All right.
- [applause]
1:37:33
She was a backpacker.
She was stuck out in the woods...
1:37:37
and, by God, Pocket Flan...
1:37:39
[laughing] l can't think of it.
1:37:41
l wanted to say some tearful thing,
but l couldn't think of a thing.
1:37:45
[audience clapping]