:08:02
Paris! I can't wait.
:08:04
Two years ago Nicky Jager's sister,
Debbie, met a wealthy French guy,
:08:07
and spent a month sailing
the Mediterranean on his yacht.
:08:11
Isn't that the most romantic
thing you've ever heard?
:08:14
Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy?
That sounds a little gay.
:08:19
It's not gay. I'm a girl.
:08:23
- Kinda gay.
- A little gay.
:08:26
I gotta piss like a pregnant woman.
:08:30
Hey, listen up, everybody.
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Gotta a little special thing
I'd like to do tonight.
:08:36
Going to play
a little song for you
:08:38
about the nastiest, freakiest
little sex puppet I know...
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Fiona.
:08:52
This one's for you, baby.
Happy anniversary.
:09:01
" Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and me
:09:04
" Do it in my van every Sunday
:09:06
" She tells him she's in church
But she doesn't go
:09:09
" Still she's on her knees
And Scotty doesn't know
:09:13
" Oh, Scotty doesn't know
:09:16
" So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
:09:19
" Scotty doesn't know "
:09:21
I hope we're just as popular
in college as we were in high school.
:09:25
- We will be.
- I know.
:09:27
Who needs more Chablis?
:09:31
- Candy, wanna come with?
- No, I'll stay here.
:09:36
Well, there's your R-rating
right there.
:09:42
- Whoops!
:09:44
Holy cow!
:09:46
Oh, this isn't where
I parked my car!
:09:49
" I can't believe
He's so trusting
:09:55
" While I'm right behind you thrusting
:09:58
" 'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know "