:17:01
Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
:17:04
Though she is really hot.
:17:06
You're not listening.
I don't even care what she looks like.
:17:09
Mieke and I had this incredible bond.
:17:12
I told her things
I couldn't even tell you.
:17:16
Like what?
:17:18
- Nothing. It's a figure of speech.
- No, seriously. What?
:17:21
- Nothing. The point...
- You like me better, right?
:17:24
This girl is not only smart and funny,
and stunningly beautiful,
:17:28
but until I screwed up, she wanted
to come all the way to America,
:17:31
just to be with me.
:17:32
- So do something about it.
- What can I do?
:17:36
She blocked her email account,
her phone number's not listed.
:17:39
The only thing I know
is she lives in Berlin.
:17:41
So go to Berlin.
:17:44
I can't just go to Berlin, Coop.
:17:47
- Why not?
- Because...
:17:49
I just can't, OK? I'm supposed
to work for my dad this summer.
:17:52
It looks good on
my med school application.
:17:55
Oh, Jesus, Scotty!
:17:57
Man, Fiona was right.
You're so predictable.
:18:09
- I'm going to Germany.
- No...
:18:12
we're going to Germany.
:18:21
How are we going
to get to Germany?
:18:24
Don't worry. I've got it covered.
:18:28
- We're going to be couriers?
- Best way to get a cheap flight.
:18:32
We just have to carry their packages,
then drop them off when we get there.
:18:36
- My cousin did it going to India.
- Yeah?
:18:39
Of course, he ended up using
a public restroom in New Delhi
:18:42
and they had to cut off his leg.
You know...
:18:46
but he got there cheap,
is what I'm saying.
:18:49
OK, I don't have anything
to Germany for a week.
:18:52
But I can get you both
to London today for $118.
:18:56
Anything else?
:18:58
Europe is the size of the Eastwood Mall.
We can walk to Berlin from there.